What are the craziest Wi-Fi names you've ever heard?

[You]

In my relatives apartment building, one neighbor's Wi-Fi is dubbed "GetOffMyLawnYouKids", likely deterring any youngsters from piggybacking. Another caught my eye: "It HurtsWhenIP". Clever plays on words seem popular, like "The LAN Before Time" and "RouterRickSanchez". However, the one that takes the cake has to be the straightforward yet unsettling "FBI_SurveillanceVan3".

 

[eldavis]

I have seen a lot that I can't even remember the names, one of them was "don't touch my wifi" another one was holyghostfire.

 

[freelancermaria]

I believe it was "getyourownwifi." Haha, it is like when you are searching for free wifi and the owner of that wifi tells you to get your own and not depend on others for wifi. Haha.